e-102:

e-102:

e-102:

settling the score rn and saying art of a character pointing a gun down at you and crying is extremely funny.

whenever i see fanart of any character pointing a gun down at the pov i feel like this

tell the pinterest bitches they’re lucky they don’t have a tumblr cause they can’t handle this pussy

(via theshaddowedsnow)

fanonical:

i enter a fandom

i see some absolutely buckwild discourse going down

i quickly exit the fandom

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it’s SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn’t know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn’t get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it’s so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they’re learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they’re brand new. why didn’t i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it’s this easy?

it’s so easy. it’s so fucking easy.

(via sabertoothwalrus)

prokopetz:

“Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic.”

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it’s surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

“One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine.”

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

“The missing CEO’s name is Stockton Rush.”

Oh, bullshit. That’s not a real person – that’s the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That’s the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking “Stockton Rush”. Unbelievable.

(via theshaddowedsnow)

madamewesker:

samsaloonchan-blog:

Reddit Refugee here!

I always posted my cat on r/Cats

I will bless you with my boy

EVERYONE look at this handsome boy!

(via s-andalphon)

carita-hearts:

felixcloud6288:

I’ve survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

• Don’t shoot! I’m friendly!: Prove you’re not a bot
• AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
• Friends?: Gained a mutual
• I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
• MY EYES!: Change the site palette
• Great Idea: Reblog a post
• They love me: Have a post reblogged

Oh boy oh boy you’re gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

(via s-andalphon)

finalgrrrl:

casgirl:

This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

i dont get the people in the notes to this saying its too mean because from experience when you’re in the depth of an eating disorder and brag to everyone about how little you eat you need to get a reality check not to be babied…..participating in diet culture IS laughable stay mad

(via the-videodame)

textposttropes:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

Let’s play Hangman

________ ____

8 letters, 4 letters go

Hfyffhvhjgfh This was actually it but im pivoting because I didn’t think anyone would get it so fast

__e_____ _____

8 letters, 5 letters

Improbably Predictable

Rage Quit

(via ignitingthesky)

maykitz:

maykitz:

putting my fresh, steaming hot graphics card on the windowsill to cool off. surely no rascal will float by guided by his nose

hm? what was that? ach, must be the little critters at the bird feeder again

(via bunjywunjy)