ladygolgotha:

txttletale:

alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it’s so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say ‘Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That’s it, that’s the tweet.’ like can you imagine the look on their faces. we’re gonna fucking get those guys so good

we need to get a CEO to commit ritual suicide in public over this

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